WASHINGTON D.C. – Congress has just approved President Barack Obama’s bill to outlaw the popular trend of Twerking from all 50 states in the U.S. yesterday. President Obama said he was “sick of all the twerking nonsense”. The President was interviewed by Huzlers and reportedly said: “I hate twerking, well, i actually love it, but 90% of the b*tches who are actually out here twerking look like Quasimodo’s stunt double and human roaches and haven’t fed their kids in weeks.
Many U.S. citizens agree with the President’s decision, but many people oppose the decision. Washington D.C. resident Shawnique Barkerfield told reporters “That sh*t dead, I will always twerk no matter what, and If i gotta die twerkin’, then I’ll die twerkin’”.
People who are caught in the the act of twerking will be prosecuted and sentenced to a minimum of 5 years in federal prison, and if caught twerking in prison, will be added an additional 5 years.