Ladies!!! This Is The New P3nis Implant That Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating….no more cheating for men

If at any time, one of these chips is involved in any s3xual activity without the other chip, it will alert the partners cell phone that the other has been cheating.

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“It’s a brilliant idea and we think it’s about time couples became accountable for their actions,” said Stephen Triton, developer. “There is no way cheating mates can get away with infidelity anymore. If your partner is not willing to install this implant, you might want to think twice about their commitment to you.”