Microsoft and Apple have joined forces to cut down on infidelity, save marriages and keep people in relationships accountable for their actions. Together, the technology giants have created a “genital implant” that will alert your cell phone if your partner goes astray.
It is called Commit-Tech.Commit-Tech is a tiny chip that will be implanted at the tip of the p3nis on the man and the vulva of the woman. These two microchips will be synced together with an app that is installed on your cell phone.
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