This Past Saturday As I Was Eating Nyama Choma, A Big Horny Sugar Mummy Tried To Grope Me In Public…..This Is What Happened Next

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This past Saturday, I went to visit my buddy Collo at his hood. He’s a certified rich kid so he still lives with his parents in one of Nairobi’s suburbs. He wanted to move out but his dad insisted that he should stay close by so that he learns how to manage the family business. So yeah…I got to hang out with Collo and after a few hours of playing FIFA and admiring his sister in his SQ, we decided to hit a posh Nyama Choma joint a few miles away.

After eating a few kilos of nyama all by ourselves (because we are greedy like that), Collo decided that we needed some female company at least. He made some few calls to his female pals but all of them were busy.
I decided to holla to Mary and Maureen. They are twin pals of mine that happen to be real party animals. Whenever a plan pops up, they never fail to show up.. Maureen especially never holds any qualms about relieving my horniness. All I have to do is ask and she’ll get down on her knees,.

“Tunakam. Tupatie two hours”, Mary said

It was cool.

We enjoyed the sweet Rhumba music and reveled in the ambience as we waited for the twins. Everything was going well until a well-dressed older woman approached our table. She greeted us before turning to me

“Does your friend mind if I talk to you for a second? ”, she asked

I turned to stare at Collo.

“Ni sawa…nyi bongeni” Collo said as he stood up to go sit at a nearby table,

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